Filthy Gonzales

When you have diarrhea, then wipe back to front toward your balls, then wipe them across her upper lip, you have given her a filthy Gonzales. It's a dirty sanchez/teabag hybrid.

That Mexican food made me pee out of my butt earlier. I was in a hurry when I wiped and spread Nutella. Later that night I gave my girl a filthy Gonzales.

by DirtyGonzales September 4, 2014

filthy wank

When you masturbate while having a shit.

Ally just went for a filthy wank. Dirty bastard.

by eujuan June 25, 2017

Filthy Lickiss

Anyone who plays modern warfare plunder and quits the game when your team is in the lead because you are getting killed constantly.

We almost had a million, but that fucker just pulled a filthy Lickiss and now we are in 6th place.

by RobbleRobble May 21, 2020

FilthyNostalgic

FilthyNostalgic is a discord user who is well known for posing scat-related pornography on most channels and frequently talks about how passionate he is for said porn. He is also known for speaking about how his scat-porn enjoyment stems from his love for black people.

"FilthyNostalgic got into the discord."-Guy 1
"Ban him, quick, he's gonna start posting shit."-Guy 2

by A Glass of OJ April 22, 2021

Filthy Nasty

A hockey player who is nasty at the game, but his look is filthy

Kyle Connor is a filthy Nasty

by Slapnut1421 November 22, 2021

The Filthy Youth

A British indie-rock band formed in 2007, composed of Edward Westwick (most commonly known from the cast of Gossip Girl), Benjamin Lewis Allingham, Jimmy Wright, Mitch Cox, and John Vooght. They have an unofficially released album with about six tracks, currently.

The Filthy Youth: "Yeah, we're all really cute and very musically inclined, so what."

by headabovewaterx January 4, 2012

Friendly fifth

That last fifth of a bottle of spirits (such as whiskey, vodka, or other) which must be consumed quickly so it does not oxidize, as a result you must invite over everyone you know to drink it.

This assures you a constant supply of fresh spirits and friends.

Only the friendly fifth is left in the bottle, who should we call?

by DAG February 9, 2013