fiddle mittens

fiddle mittens best describes a tweaker stuck on a prodge chasing their tail. just fiddled out.

"look at fiddle mittens? you done trying to fix that stereo? "

"hey fiddle mittens you got enough tape on that bong you've been makin'?"

Hey fiddle mittens where'd you put the duck tape?"

by jellybeanlove420 November 25, 2017

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Alabama fiddle

Having sexual genitalia intercourse with a first or second cousin

I was in my family and god damn I wanted to play the Alabama fiddle on Jenny

by Nasty Dillan March 5, 2021

Fiddle-Gagging

fiddle gagging or fiddle gag can be arranged in any way in any sentence! it has no true definition besides the context of the sentence you use it in.

"stop your fiddle-gagging!!"
"god I cant wait to fiddle gag with you.."

by fiddle-gagger December 15, 2023

butt fiddle

a different word for butthole funny and unique .

David shut your mouth and come play my butt fiddle you dirty carpet bagger !

by Debbie A. November 15, 2007

butter fiddle

A hot guy with a beautiful face but severe erectile dysfunction.

He was beautiful but we didn't make sweet music together because he was a total butter fiddle.

by MakingEntropy September 12, 2016

Fiddle Dee Dee

A way of saying “fuck” without explicitly saying it.

Homer Simpson (after stepping on nail): Fiddle Dee Dee, that will require a tetanus shot. I am not going to swear, but I am going to KICK THIS DOGHOUSE DOWN!!!

by GeosWorld October 6, 2025