fiddl me diddl

when you’re trying to sound sarcastically like an old person

grandma: wall fiddl me diddl! dis is vunderfull!
grandpa: bah humbug! berry vunverful indeed!

by pptepengy August 15, 2024

Fiddle

A fiddle is a pen

Can I borrow your fiddle

by Skddbbckxh March 16, 2017

Fiddling the Racoon

The act of stimulating the male genitalia using a raccoon as a flesh light

He’s been Fiddling the Racoon ever since he got that Zoo job

by ChrisEubank May 4, 2021

Middle fiddling

Sweet and sexy digital penetration performed by ones lover in a playful manner.

Ceara enjoyed a weekends middle fiddling with Olivia and she came many many times

by YESLAD1010 January 8, 2021

Fiddle your bean February

yooooooooooooooo special attention to the sack(fyb)

“how many times a day are ya beat your meat next February”, “you mean fiddle my bean? ,”what.”, “yo it’s Fiddle your bean February “, “ohh gotcha”

by penis retard 69 April 20, 2018

Canadian Fridge Fiddle

When your "on duty" manager fucks off home early to wait for a fridge to be delivered, then the company falls to shit because there is no "on duty manager" present.

It's all gone to shit because the manager has done a Canadian fridge fiddle.

by Bustin Nutz October 10, 2023

Fiddle Club

Similar to a diddle club... when a rich, usually a man, buys something like a young boys hockey team, with the intention of gettin’ kinky

Mr. Burns bought the Stars as his personal fiddle club.

by NebraskaMooser April 29, 2021