farkanated

When one encounters Farkan on a blind date or similar situation in which a male is assumed to be attractive, but he turns out to be a flop.

Tia went out tonight, she came home and said she got totally farkanated.

by Tia April 2, 2004

farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

by Michelle & Kelly February 20, 2008

farkle

a game involving five dice that are rolled, the rules are similar to Yatzee

I played a long game of farkle the other day

by Dave January 24, 2005

fark

The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.

"Damnit! I farked myself."

by n4t$ June 29, 2013

fargknockin

same thing as freakin, friggin, or fuckin, only way, way cooler.

My fargknockin mother won't let me go to the mall!!!
That fargknockin bitch just gave me I.S.S.!!!

by a pizzle October 3, 2004

Farkland

Foolishness

I dont got time for your FarklandNess

by JewJew Bee November 21, 2010

Fartknocking

1. When having anal sex and the anal o-ring blows out and fart start blowing out while you're pushing.

2. Original origin was used by homosexuals to describe other homosexuals that took it in the butt a lot and got loose.

Last night I was banging the back door out of Nicole and after about 5 minutes I started fartknocking.

by medicneballer February 9, 2018