Faff

The slithery and noxious mixture of poseur intellectual effluvia and anal mucosa secretions that flows from the eunuch holes and/or brain cloacas of deluded, over-the-hill malcontents. Of no known scientific, commercial, or spiritual value.

Rideforever keeps leaving faff stains behind whenever he sits on the upholstery!

by Numpumpum March 24, 2020

faffynet

when youre internet is especially slow
when you get a buffer fest on twitch
when your ping is above 500

man, i was doing good but then i got faffynet
i was enjoying my favorite streamer but i had to watch in 160p because i have faffynet

by faffyfaff July 29, 2020

faffing

moving at lighting speeds quicker than sound travels, doing the goose step

Joshy loves faffing around with the boys

by Ball of snow 5108 April 1, 2021

farfillina

a farfillina is a butterfly

thats a beatiful farfillina

by Elani Fullenkamp April 19, 2021

Farfinugle

The act of someone acting very dumb.

Kade, stop being such a farfinugle!

by kermit the gunner July 6, 2021

farfaglob

a farflaglob is a new word that me and my bf made up meaning stupid. if someone says "you flarfaglobin," it's the same thing. it is only used towards in object or a person. no, a woman is not an object. she's a person you flarfaglob.

"i swear, you're such a farfaglob, dude"

by kaylee.dehaan July 8, 2021

farfunugen

When you ear Frank and beans in Germany! (Then you fart in the bathtub and bite the bubbles.) But don't eat the chocolate bubbles!

D.E. also. S.C.

When you hit Germany, remember the most important rule of FARFUNUGEN! Don't bite the chocolate buBBLES!

by 76yomomma July 15, 2021