Facetail

Facial hair that grows under your chin and is long enough to make a ponytail.

That person has a facetail growing under their chin.

by FastEddie94 February 12, 2022

Facetious

Pronounced “fah-see-shuss”
this word describes when someone doesn’t take a situation seriously, which ironically is very serious indeed. Not sure if there’s a word for that.

Trying to talk to Jim about serious financial issues is difficult because of his facetious personality. Sara's parents were very angry with her facetious attitude when they scolded her.

by ururmommom March 14, 2022

Facetimeable

The state of being visually prepared to receive Facetime calls.

I am not Facetimeable because my hair is not done and I have on pajamas.

by Likerealwords July 21, 2022

FaceTime

Slang term for rough oral sex between to gay bros.

Mike: “Hey bro, guess what time it is? FaceTime! Hit your knees bro!”

Ricky: “Ok bro! I’m down!”

*Two seconds later* gaawwwgg gawww guhhggg

by Tosser of Salads August 14, 2022

Fachtenchektirneteinschölen

Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is German for "believing something on the Internet is true without fact checking it."

Did you know that Fachtenchektirneteinschölen is German for "believing something on the Internet is true without fact checking it?

by 10Meisterbaelle May 8, 2023

facetious

having beautiful face and being funny at the same time. Very rare and should be appreciated!

“Jayde is a very facetious person. She should be on the cover of Vogue!”

by Christopher “Zaddy” Evans September 5, 2023

facetwitterverse

social media platforms

Hey Dre, did you post that on the facetwitterverse yet?

by dre-ah December 12, 2023