The trucking company known as "Western Express" that mostly hires people straight outta prison. Their drivers are just as terrible as SWIFT drivers, and are known to drop trailers at random, crash into things, and not swing wide enough.
The Welfare Express driver dropped his trailer in the middle of the highway because he didn't do a pre-trip inspection.
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Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
Guy 2: "Dude, just take a ride on the Bipolar Express, it'll fix you up"
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Get the hayward-express mug.One of my favorite movies, with Vanessa Marcil, who was an actress on the ABC show "General Hospital".
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Get the The Nanny Express mug.A 2004 fun and at times boring Christmas at times musical movie where a young boy runs away from home to go on a train that takes him and other people he meets such as this nice girl, nerdy boy, and shy boy, that he seems to be friends with quickly, throughout a journey. Throughout the movie, things get more interesting but boring at one point. It's a very good movie overall. The last time I watched it was Christmas 2020 and I want to see it again Christmas 2021 and every Christmas.
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The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!
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The train ride includes a girl thought to be killed, a ghost who appears at multiple times in the movie, emergency brakes, but it gets more and more interesting. Then comes a rollercoaster and the train going on a frozen lake. Then creepy toys giving a halloween vibe, then people singing, then arriving at the north pole where the young boy, the girl, and the shy boy, and nerd sneak away and end up in the workshop. Then they fall into Santa's bag of presents and then get taken to where Santa and the Christmas tree is and the end is boring but important. I almost fell asleep at the end. The young boy believes in Santa and gets the first gift but he loses it but when he leaves the train and wakes up as it was a dream, he gets it as a gift in the real world with a note saying that he left it on Santa's sleigh. The end!
I watched The polar express last Christmas and many Christmases before, ITS SO GOOD I WILL NEVER STOP LOVING THAT MOVIE IT IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER!!!
by Avocado2004 February 19, 2021
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Get the Expressive Following mug.A sexual act involving a fetish for eating the unwashed ass of a partner dressed as Corporal Klinger from the 1970's television show "MASH" culminating with the receiver of the ass eating defecating in the mouth of the ass eater. This is known as catching the Mud Hen.
Colonel Potter returned from his service in Korea with a strange new sexual obsession called a Toledo Express.
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