Petting Eugene

A euphemism for sexual activity, of any kind, esp. when done in the wee hours of the night quietly so as to avoid attention from sleepybois nearby.

Wonton: what were you and Lois doing up so late last night?
Avi: we were petting Eugene...
Wonton: uh huh....”petting Eugene”
Avi: 😳

by DaddyHume February 19, 2018

Eugene

A individual who is good at hiding aks in their bag with extended mag like it's MW remastered with fmj usually found wearing fedora/trench coat

When a Eugene shows up it's time to run

by Chris2289 November 28, 2019

Eugene

Eugene is a butt-licking cat who loves licking his own butt. Eugene usually eats funky foods, so he's a funky cat.

"Oh look! Eugene is licking his butt again! I love it when Eugene licks his butt!"

by Dankmemesolioli August 4, 2022

Eugene

A gorilla who wasn't so mean

The gorilla in the Zoo must be a Eugene.

by BOMBER DICTIONARY June 21, 2022

Eugene

Eugene is an alpha male
He will do anything to assert dominance
Eugene is a gay ahh
He likes stalking kids especially when they're alone

You're such a eugene
Suck on a eugene

by I have alcohol addiction September 5, 2022

Eugene

Has a sense of humour most people don't. Is usually caring and protective towards people he cares for. Treasure friendships alot. Drawn to tattoos. Talkative and approachable. Usually capable in what they're doing, and well loved by others. Can be stubborn at times. Generous with people he cares for.

Let's all be a Eugene

by C.R.K.LKL November 21, 2021

Eugene

The definition of Eugene is a name of a Disney character from beauty and the beast. Being called Eugene is a complement. It means you beat women and make a whole from there ass to there vagina and put there hair through there ass and out the vagina then pull repeatedly till they turn into a ball and break there spine.

In stead of Eugene Joshua can be used in women beating scenarios

I am Eugene or I will Eugene you

by Eugene the one November 7, 2022