When your peasant friends post memes of you on a bidet because they’re too fucking cheap to experience a kings throne in their own everyday life.
by Bidet King November 08, 2022
A longing to be a part of someone else's community. Often triggered by perusing someone's friends and followers on social networks.
by katealamode April 13, 2016
the extreme feeling of jealousy of Tentacles due to them getting into female anime characters when you cant
*beats meat to hentai*
person:sighs why can i not do that
bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy
person:sighs why can i not do that
bro beating it with him:dude you got Tentacle Envy
by Xx_epic420_xX June 23, 2020
"Steak for lunch ? when did you cook that?"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
"My roommate is in culinary school, these are just the left overs"
looks at peanut butter sandwich "dude, now I have serious lunch envy"
by BORNOPTIMIST December 02, 2014
The ugly bull-dike lesbian at your work place who constantly attempts to belittle the men that surround her by making rude comments about their manhood, their penis, or the fact that she does not find men attractive. This is usually done in front of another woman or a group of people. The bull-dike acts this way due to penis envy and feels like she can get away with this behavior due to the political correctness that prevents us all from bitch slapping her face with our penis.
In front of white male co-workers, bull-dike Joan yells across the room to another female, Robin, "Hey Robin, Blacks have big cocks!"
This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
This is Joan's attempt to make her co-workers feel inferior, all because Joan has penis envy, and wishes she had a penis.
by 1six022 December 07, 2010
A female who hates everything with a penis because of her past endeavors with ain't shit men, she instantly gets an attitude when a male tries to talk to her. She walks around with the stank face. She doesn't like when nice genuine guys speak to her with a friendly gesture such as "hello, how are you?" However, She does love to get shitted on by her ex.
Nice guy: hey , how'd you like the new tomb raider game.
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
Her: what do you want from me!? You're annoying!! All you men are the same!!
Nice guy: sounds like penis envy
by DaVinci D November 19, 2015
Person 1: did you see bo burnhams new movie on netflix?
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
Person 2: oh ya! Bo burnham gives me so much gender envy
by Phatmommilkers June 25, 2021