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Kobe Envy 

The feeling that anyone who rags on Kobe feels when talking any form of shit about Kobe Bryant.
Kobe Envist: Kobe is a ball hog.
Saoud: Are you fucking stupid?
Kobe Envist: Well did you know he raped a girl?
Saoud: No he didnt he was proved innocent.
Kobe Envist: Jordan/Lebron is way better then Kobe.
Saoud: Holy Shit you have one of the worst cases of Kobe Envy I have ever seen.
Kobe Envy by #66 Saoud September 13, 2009

Mac Envy 

Something that has never happened, a Windows user being jealous of a Mac user's ownership of a Mac
This conversation could never happen:
I Just bought a Mac
Oh man, I wish I could afford a mac instead of my crappy PC
Hah, Mac Envy
Mac Envy by PaddyMaxson November 5, 2010
The feeling which explains why everyone on this site bitches about iPods and iPod users. Also a trendy way to appear untrendy.
Girl: iPods suck!
Boy: Shut the fuck up. You have iPod Envy
Girl: okay
iPod Envy by spacedog January 8, 2006

iPhone envy 

State of having any other phone than the iPhone.
'Sorry for not contacting you earlier but I am experiencing iPhone envy and every minute spent with my Nokia feels like being trapped in a loveless marriage.'
iPhone envy by minase8888 September 19, 2011

Screenis Envy 

Being envious of the size and/or resolution of someone else's computer monitor, television, cell phone, digital camera or handheld video game console screen size.
Dude, I just bought this new 17" with 1024x768 resolution, but I got total screenis envy when I saw the new Apple 30" cinema display with 2560x1600 resolution.
Screenis Envy by Ahren S. May 26, 2006

the envy corps 

A rock band from south central Iowa (the Des Moines/Ames area). They play music that sounds similar to acts like Radiohead, Sigur Ros, and Coldplay. The members of The Envy Corps are (in alphabetical order) Brandon Darner, Luke Pettipoole, David Yoshimura, and Scott Yoshimura.
The Envy Corps play great music.
the envy corps by Kim L. August 4, 2006