tiktok election

This is the tiktok election - powers of the social media platform are going to ride our first woman into The White House in 2024.

Everyone began working the tiktok election once the candidates were switched.

by jmacofearth August 14, 2024

Ignoratio elenchi

Drawing a conclusion intended to refute some particular point, a conclusion that may even be valid (depending on the strength of the premises used to support the conclusion) but, by ignoring the actual issue at hand, fails in its attempt to refute.

"The argument, 'Some people say this candidate SHOULD NOT be elected because of their *crimes*, and their *ignorance*, and their *corrupt acts*, but the people who say that are wrong, in fact this candidate SHOULD be elected, because they're *so darn likeable*,' is an ignoratio elenchi. It attempts to refute an argument by drawing an opposite conclusion while completely failing to address the issues raised."

by AutoscripticGolem October 31, 2023

Goobernatorial election

What an enlightened centrist calls a gubernatorial election.

Jake: "Did you hear about the recent gubernatorial election results?"
Nathan: "You mean goobernatorial election, right?"
Jake: "Bruh."

by Devourer of Cheese November 6, 2023

flat election

A real Election where nobody cares who wins because all of the possible candidates are just as depressing and uninteresting as the others. I.A. We don't care who wins...you all suck, i'd rather take a nap.

I didn't even bother to vote, it's a flat election. Wake me up when it's over.

by SpdRscL November 14, 2023

2024 election

An event where you'll have to choose the lesser evil out of a group of evils, to lead your country that's already in a downfall.

ah... the 2024 election, just like any other election

by manofthemilk1 February 26, 2024

2024 Election

The Battle of Geriatrics

Both candidates in the 2024 election suck ass. I’d rather have someone who does not have a 15% chance of dying in office

by Gopher7923 March 19, 2024

2024 Election results

The biggest dissapointment the world has seen since Dollar Tree went to $1.25! Trust me, it is. It will be talked about till the end of time, I will tell my nieces and nephews, they will tell their kids and siblings kids, who will tell their kids and siblings kids, and so on. They will all tell about the dissapointment of the results of the election. From Trump winning, to Bernie winning, to Issue 1 failing, it's pretty clear why this election will be one to remember. Mark my words! Spread it from next generation to the next! Thank you.

Me: "MAN the 2024 Election results was dissapointing!"

by REDBOSS2008 November 24, 2024