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Newman dinosaur

(noun) the scientific name for the Dilophosaurus, according to the system of binomial nomenclature

(noun) a genus of theropod dinosaur that presumably murdered Newman (Wayne Knight) after spitting blinding poison into his fat, sinister face (in Jurassic Park, not Seinfeld)
**While browsing VHS tapes at Goodwill, Max and Tim come across several copies of Jurassic Park**

Max: What’s your favorite scene in JP?
Tim: Definitely the part where the Newman dinosaur kills Newman.

**Max clenches his teeth and shakes his fist...**

Max: Newman! (in Jerry’s distrustful, baleful voice)
by Maxwell Dope August 23, 2014
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A term originating in Montgomery and Bucks County. It's largely seen as a derogatory word towards women. It's used to call a specific women a useless slut.
Jill: Hey Billy I am so sick of you, you are such an asshole.

Billy: Wow Jill all I know is I remember when I fell off my dinosaur and I am glad we are through.
Jill: You are such an asshole.
by 1258DRag April 24, 2015
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dinosaur

Obs. A turniqutte usually of rubber tightend around the bicep during the preparation of injecting a sirenge containing illicit drugs, i.e heroin.
I was such a waste, I had to have help tying on the dinosaur.
by Anonymous July 17, 2003
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dinosaur train

In reference to a popular cartoon on public television.

When a younger woman has sex with multiple male partners at the same time, all of them being much older than she is.
Joan: Can you believe Becky ditched us at the bar last night to hang out with those old dudes?

Grace: Yeah, I bet she totally rode the dinosaur train.
by Samurai of funk September 24, 2011
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dinosaurs

I sincerely hope Phrigajiblenophip's definition was a joke.

See my definition of 'Dinosaur' and ByThorsBeard's definition of 'Scale of Dinosaurs'.
Alarmingly, a recent poll showed that 51% of Americans believe that dinosaurs and early man lived at the same time.
by Killing Kittens October 26, 2004
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Dinosaur

by Emmi_OMG February 8, 2009
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Useless, of no relevance in the modern world
George Bush is about as much use as tits on a dinosaur's skeleton
by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006
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