depressed

doesn't exist...it's for all those people who want to get attention...it's sad...really

Jane: i'm soooo depressed
David: Get over it!

by spongemunkie September 24, 2005

depressed

Julie and Brandi being sad

Julie and Brandi are depressed because of their stupid old friends.

by Julie September 25, 2004

Depressed

Sociopathic definition on one of or a combination of "bored out of my skull," "feeling nostolgic," &/or "that bland sensation you have when you're not laughing or preoccupied."

1) Nothing she found online at her usual entertainment sites was clicking with her. The fails weren't funny & the articles weren;t interesting. Depressed, she pondered whether she should replay a video game or reread a book.

2) She became depressed when she compared modern times to the early 90s, wondering how children growing up with talentless musicians, bland fashions, brain-dead plastic celebrities, & intelligence-frying reality shows would turn out as adults.

3) She was in a funk that day & needed a continuous stream of lulz to life her depression.

by Likalaruku November 2, 2009

depressed dolphin

a sad third wheeler, after being ditched by flaky fuck

your a depressed dolphin man.

by depressed dolphin 101 March 10, 2017

depressed stiffy

When you are depressed and jerk yourself off to try to make the pain of living go away.

I was about to kms last night so I just did a quick depressed stiffy to help

by Yo8484 March 17, 2017

depressed inhale

Depressed inhale means when you want someone to tell you something but they won't do it

You: will you buy me a dog?
Friend:no
You: depressed inhale.

by KaiSenpaii May 9, 2017

depressed andrew

Usually very depressed about litttle things but all of it adds up

Wow...Look at depressed andrew

by Pickle Rick 09 October 12, 2017