drives stick

in a woman's case, to be heterosexual

in a male's case, to be homosexual

in reference to penis, and enjoying them.

my girlfriend drives stick.

Liberace drove stick.

by McInnes November 18, 2005

Derivative Disease

The deindustrialization of a nation's economy that occurs when Wall Street financiers use fictitious capital to finance highly leveraged speculative investments of astronomically high risk that simultaneously devalue the nation's currency and destroy its productive capacity by stifling credit to the real economy.

Those fuckers on Wall Street have plundered our booty and given us all a scorching case of derivative disease

by kiwi_david June 2, 2010

Driving a coworker home

When you are out at night with a coworker of the opposite sex & end up driving them home & somehow magically wake up in their bed the next morning.

Dan ended his night last night by driving a coworker home. He drove Sarah home from the bar last night. I went to pick up Dan this morning to play golf & he wasn't at his apt. Instead, he was at Sarah's from the night before and she was making him pancakes.

by Jeramiah Johnson September 14, 2010

ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency)

A syndrome afflicting many individuals on the road, initially described from observing trends in Asian drivers. The underlying theory is a genetic defect that is unknown but may play a role in spatial orientation.

Observations include:

Inability to parallel park without hitting the curb several times, holding up the lane for close to 30 minutes and/or requiring your passenger to exit the vehicle to assist you by direction or switching seats.
Swerving from lane to lane at very slow speeds (20 mph less than posted limit)
Turning into a one way street or going against the direction of traffic more than once in a given year.
Frequent replacement of brake pads due to slamming on them milliseconds before contact

It took all 3 of us to get out of the car to help Jenn Wu park. I think her ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency) is acting up again, she must be off her meds.

I can't believe Xun Li flipped a bitch on a one-way street in the middle of the day! I don't want to say anything, but I think she has ADD (Asian Driving Deficiency).

by cricketchamp03 May 15, 2011

And the Bus Driver Stood Up and Started Clapping

The phrase that originally came from poland. It is supposed to signalise disbelief in someone's story that supposedly happened in real life.

-So yesterday, I was with my niece at the shopping mall. There was a woman screaming at the cashier. Then, my niece walked to her and gently asked her to calm down!
-Yeah, and the bus driver stood up and started clapping.

by FIRC August 11, 2014

Pulsating pile driver

An angry man tool also known as a penis.

He unleashed his angry ,horse like, Pulsating pile driver into her petit love box.

by Buck naked May 29, 2017

Drive Through Tapping

the art of eavesdropping on the person ahead of you in line at the drive through while they place their order. Drive through (or drive thru) tapping also includes the option of casting judgment on the person in front of you in line based solely on their order, ordering style, menu knowledge, special food preparation requests, accent, linguistic ability, and/or any other noticeable or distinguishing characteristic used by the orderer.

1-While drive through tapping, I learned the lady in front of me was profoundly anti pickles, mustard, and onion.

2-Whenever I hear, "Hi, I have 7 seperate orders" while drive through tapping, I go inside to order so I don't have to wait on the guy who's either buying lunch for an 87 person office or been elected drive through ambassador.

by rlh06 February 21, 2011