hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.
bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*
bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*
bro 1:"dong gong"
bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*
bro 1:"dong gong"
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