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droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff
Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!
by sean14714 January 27, 2006
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Kwong Dong

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.
by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009
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Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around
Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”
by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020
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Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.
Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018
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hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.
That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.
by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011
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a huge dong

what you dont have
"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"
by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017
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Mister Dong

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful
by misterdong@outlook.com October 11, 2021
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