droopy dong

a penis that hangs below the knees and refuses to become stiff

Tony's droopy dong looks more like an elephant trunk than a penis!

by sean14714 January 27, 2006

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 2, 2009

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 5, 2020

Dong Jaw

When her mouth and jaw are sore from sucking too much Dick.

Rachel loves a good gang bang and pulling a train. But she really hates the dong jaw the next day.

If you mom is chewing a little delicate today, it’s cause I gave her dong jaw last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 22, 2018

hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

a huge dong

what you dont have

"look, a huge donger! you should get one!"

by jfjfrjfrihidbfiwgfeiwu January 6, 2017

Mister Dong

very smexy maths teacher oh yes

Matthew: do you have mister dong for maths???
Zayne: yes isnt he wonderful

by [e-mail] October 11, 2021