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Dirty Diner

Reference to a male's or female's booty that is dined upon by their sexual partner in a spirited bout of analingus but it's found to simply be too raunch and unclean to continue.
Did you eat her ass out braaaahhh?
I tried broohhhh but it was a dirty diner and I just had to back out. I can still smell it in my nose and it's been like 3 days ago yo!
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2016
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devil dickery

The spell binding affect of loyal cult followers by The Absolute Pulverization of the abdominal area and esophagus. Typically associated with closely by the legendary Devil Dick himself should not be taken lightly due to the lasting affect of Devil Dick zombies. Can become out of control quickly for the novice Devil Dick holder.
Bro: Dude did you hear what happened to Karl?
Other Bro: no bro what's up?
Bro: Dude he had to leave town, he committed devil dickery.!
Other Bro: oh no bro so his girl, wife and side side side side side chicks are hungry for never quenchable cursed devil dick.? Shame it was a nice college though
by Bearded VooDoo May 8, 2018
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dog dickery

A primitive action or prank that is also emotionally regressed.
It was a blatant act of dog dickery, pure and simple.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 6, 2019
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poor man's dinner

When you go to sleep on an empty stomach and wake up not hungry.
I've had a poor man's dinner last night. Saved me my breakfast money!
by basicv2 December 5, 2017
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doughnuts for dinner

Something that sounds like a good idea but thirty minutes later you’re hungry for something a little meatier.
HUNTER: I’m getting nervous that our play is a little doughnuts for dinner. I mean I don’t want this to be just sketches and novelty songs strung together.
I want there to be substance, not just fluff.
Not that there’s anything wrong with fluff,
but I wanna strive for something that makes people really pay attention.
You know what I mean?

SUSAN: Uh… I totally stopped listening.
by Lauren!! July 7, 2008
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Dinner Blasted

When you take someone out to dinner and you rape them afterward.
Guy #1: Did you take my mom out to dinner

Guy #2: Ya dude I totally dinner blasted her
by M00NPRODUCTIONS May 16, 2010
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Silicon Dicker

An Urban Dicker is a frequent submitter to the Urban Dictionary. Coined by arguably (ok - VERY arguably) our generation's GREATEST Urban Dicker herself - Emelda Moncelet - who formed a Facebook group of the same name which half-heartedly promises a large novelty penis made of silicon as 1st prize to the most prolific Urban Dicker, though no final competition score-tallying date has every been nominated.

Silicon Dicker is basically an Urban Dicker who submits using their 'construct' (fake Facebook profile), or other alias.
Ivan: "I refuse to give the thumbs up to ANYTHING with 'booka' in the title....bookabullshit."

Ricky: "http://www.urbandictionary.com/author.php?author=Ricky+Foxwell"

Emelda (feeling the huge silicon novelty penis slipping from her grasp): "There's no shame when you're a Silicon Dicker "
by Great-Aunt of Sohm-Yung Ho 🦉 February 17, 2009
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