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Ding Jian

DIng Jian is a pretentious guy who wants to be as pick-me as possible because he wants everyone to call him DJ. However, please note the fact that he knows nothing about being a DJ.
Wait, do you think he is pick-me?
Yes, he is so Ding Jian
by bibojim September 27, 2022
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Ding Mau

Asian person, who doesn't speak very good english. Also little asian food places are called Ding Mau's
Hey did you goto that Ding Mau restraunt eariler
by Duece Five Tres February 15, 2008
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ding-sing

The universal word for all situations in life. It can be used to express happiness, or being aggressive. It can be used as a verb, noun, adjective, etc. However, mostly related to banging someone or something. People that use this term are usually sex gods, supreme douchebags, or hermaphrodites with a sense of humor. If you use this word, fuck yeah you know you're one crazy motherfucker.
"Hey man, how did it go last night with that hot chick?"
"Bro, I was ding-singing. I ding-singed her so hard we put a hole through the wall."

"Hey son, how was your testicle examination?"
"Ding-sing dad"
"Wow! That's great son! Im very ding-sing'd for you"

"Im gonna ding-sing the living shit out of you."
by hinglingmaster August 2, 2014
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Widge Ding

A combination of widget and dinger. An all encompassing term for purposeful items used in daily life. And also for a light beverage.
Person 1: Can you pass me a widge ding?
Person 2: I will happily pass you a porcelain cup of hot coffee I’ve just prepared.

Person 1: Have you got a widge ding?

Person 2: ‘Dog passes bone’
by Maxx Sensitive April 29, 2021
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de ding

de ding is a charismatic individual who exudes sex appeal with his attractive appearance, intelligence, and impressive dancing skills. He effortlessly captivates others with his charm and irresistible legs.
person 1 -"look, that guy has great moves!"
person 2 -"he must be de ding"
person 1 -"yeah, them legs!"
by dedingworshipper123 June 19, 2023
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Dinged It Off

A double-level euphamism used by a recently dumped male to refer to his newly acquired mastubatory status whilst masquerading as the person who chose to end the relationship. On the surface level, this allows the male in question to save face in front of his friends, by appearing to remain in control of his own sexual destiny. At a deeper level, his return to the world of self-service and tissues was not of his choosing.
Dumped dude's mate: "So did you sleep with your gorgeous ladyfriend last night?"

Dumped male - Level 1: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "I have dumped her"

Level 2: "Nah! Dinged it off!" - "She's dumped me so I had to have a wank"
by Oblivicho February 15, 2015
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wed-ding

The marriage of two ding-a-lings.
The wed-ding of Max and Marsha, two of our town's ding-a-lings, was last Saturday.
by circus room October 22, 2012
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