soft dis

When you show your disapproval for someone in a passive way (such as casually ignoring them), but without overtly dissing them with words or actions.

I put the soft dis on my sister the other day because she's been scamming lately.

by Neckbone February 28, 2016

dis-confibulated

another wacky and weird way of saying you are confused

Timothy says "you need to pull this lever up then down and turn this knob, to work the machine"
Luke 2 says "This is too complicated for me I am dis-confibulated"
Timothy 1 says "But it's sooo simple

by Tim_Potatoe July 19, 2017

dis goo

Something commonly said when partaking in a pleasurable experience or expressing something you like. Alternatively can also be used as "dat goo"

"Damn dis goo" or "damn dat goo". "You seen that movie dog???" "Yeah man dat goo" "Yeah man you right dis goo forreal" "You sure man? You sure it dat goo" "100 percent man. Dat. Goo."

by datgooman November 5, 2019

mum died

When someone says something extremely funny and you can’t stop laughing so they say “mum died ” and then you instantly stop laughing.

Person 1:ahahahhahahahaha
Person 2:mum died
Person 1:*stops laughing immediately and pulls a straight face*

by Shut up blud November 7, 2019

Di Cesare

Italian Policeman. Proud Policia member. Lovable Nonce.

PC Brent: "OI FRANK, YOU A DI CESARE YET?!"
Frank: "I'M WORKING ON IT BRENT!"
PC Brent: "WORK HARDER! AND GET RID OF THOSE BLOODY PINK BOOTS!"

by LivingstoneEubank November 13, 2019

DI fwas

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019

Disc/Dis

In ROBLOX chat, people refer to "Discord" as Disc or dis. So, when someone asks if you have "disc", now you know it means Discord.

"Do You have Disc/dis?"
"My Dis is..."

by NOTRemainings February 8, 2020