3 definitions by surgarnipps69

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.
Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.
by surgarnipps69 April 2, 2019
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That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball
Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past
by surgarnipps69 February 7, 2021
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