3 definitions by surgarnipps69

1

blast to the past

That real relatable moment when you go back in time and stretch your ancestors assholes to the size of a cannon ball

Damn mom you’re really making me want to give you a blast to the past

by surgarnipps69 February 06, 2021

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2

A cart full of penises that a whore will digest.

You’re are such a penis cart

by surgarnipps69 June 21, 2018

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3

An was to start an excuse but only used for masturbation.

Person 1:Why didn’t you do your homework?
Person 2:Di fwas but then went whacked my Willy instead.

by surgarnipps69 April 02, 2019

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