dial-up

“ dial-up” (Adj.) as in a dial-up computer connection to indicate a outdated mode, thought, recommendation, or activity?

Person #1: Let’s go drink a beer and hang out at the Mall!

Person #2: Not for me, that is such a dial-up plan.

Passenger Parent: If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to drive slower.

Driving Adolescent: If it weren't for the dial-up phrasing, I actually would.

by rhet June 16, 2009

butt dialing

See ghost dialing

Butt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.

by 4young March 6, 2017

Reverse Drunk Dialing

Calling someone when you know they're drunk. This is a very strategic call because its a good way to get information you wouldn't normally get from a sober person (unlike the opposite, drunk dialing, in which you call someone and make a fool of yourself).

I had a hunch she was into me, so since I knew she was partying, I reverse drunk dialed her. Sure enough, I got into her pants that very night! Reverse Drunk Dialing is awesome

by Space Wrangler February 21, 2008

DIALMIHF

Die in a low to moderate-income house fire.

What? You don't want to come to the concert with me? Oh, ok, DIALMIHF, bitch!

by Bobby Cipolla March 24, 2007

DiCarlo's Pizza

The best pizza in Wheeling, WV. Thick crust, square slices, pepperoni to die for, and the cheese just melts in your mouth. I've eaten it all my life and it is amazing. There are several locations within a 20 mile radius of Wheeling, but the one with the best taste is the original location, in Elm Grove (one of the largest neighborhoods in Wheeling).

Man #1 (from Moundsville): Hey dude, wanna run out to Glendale to grab some DiCarlo's Pizza?

Man #2: Glendale's pizza is shit. Let's grab some from Elm Grove.

Man #1: Is it worth the 25 minute drive?

Man #2: Hellz yeah!

by xbrad222x July 1, 2009

wank dial

when you accidentally knock your phone in your pocket while having a wank.

*Phone rings*

Friend: Hello

Wanker: *FAP FAP FAP FAP* Oh shit.

Friend: What the hell were you doing?

Wanker: Sorry, I must have wank dialed you

by T Bone. October 10, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010