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decking

jamming one mans cock meat into another mans cock hole.
by decking December 6, 2017
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'decking' it

'decking it has two meanings:
to simply deck it is to fall over randomly, often faceplanting
however 'decking' it is falling over 'with' someone of the oposit sex , i.e on stairs,the floor, against a wall
''i decked it yesterday, fricken hurt man''

''it was fun 'decking' it with you''
by NirvanaAreFrickenAmazing November 26, 2011
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derfing

When a guy and girl are sexually intimate, the practice of the guy to alternate between bottom and top holes (anus and vagina). No particular pattern of action is required, and the switch-off can be completely random (ie: top, top, bottom, top, bottom, top, bottom, bottom, bottom, top, fist).

Create special patterns to signify festive or celebratory events and occassions; re-live these occassions through fantastic, nostalgic sexual practices!
Donnie: Tim was derfing Julie and covered her vagina with shit.
Darcy: Goddam! O_O
by Pwnforce United December 27, 2005
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Durkin

Someone so comically short, that any time a size based comment is made, an alternative version is also noted from Durkin’s point of view
Man my internet is running slow, I bet someone is streaming midget porn.

Or as Durkin would call it; ‘Normal sized porn’.
by vstherock July 23, 2021
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Love Derping

Basically, it's the equivalent of cock blocking for kids or super religious people who abstain from premarital sex.
Speaking of love derping, earlier today Becky and I were talking after church, I had her eating out of the palm of my hand with every word I said. Then Randy came and started talking about Pokemon Go and she walked away. He totally love derped me!
by metalsandman999 May 23, 2017
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Upper Decking

The precise positioning of the penis between a woman's breasts in a stimulating effort to achieve sexual climax.
I can't believe Jake Upper-Decked Carol Cartwright to get a day off of school...
by Colin January 26, 2004
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Derpin

To snort a line of crack, or some sort of drug.
Ay man, you're lucky you got crack, I wish I was derpin!
by Hillathug January 22, 2010
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