separate desking

the act of separating your desk from everyone else's.

"Are you separate desking?"

by inthehaus November 2, 2011

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Cold dickings

Someone that manages to turn any situation into an awkward situation by appearing extremely uncomfortable, making insulting comments while wishing they were at home playing WOW

He's a cold dickings, standing alone in a knitted jersey humming the themesong of world or war craft. He's no hot dickings.

by fanbake December 14, 2011

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Dangle Dicking

Where you're hanging around doing nothing, when you could be up doing something productive.

Ted: What's going on Phil?
Phil: Not much just chilling on the couch.
Ted: Well stop Dangle Dicking and let's go to the gym!
Phil: Man fuck that! Dangle Dicking is where it's at!

by Slushy McFly September 3, 2012

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Emergent Docking

Emergent Docking

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1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.

Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.

by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013

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bull-dickin' around: a slang term to describe lazy actions, fooling around, or unnecessary horse play, normally used by a coach, or manager or a foreman to yell at their players (or workers) to get going, get working, stop messing around and get to work. Normally the term is used in practice or unpublished situations where slang and profanity are more normally accepted and practiced.

" come on dammit, stop your bull-dickin' around and lets get going so we can get this down and get this game over with

by LovingtheGolf'57 July 24, 2014

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