When a bro grabs another man's balls and gently squeezes. Must be a surprise and should last no longer than 3 seconds. Completely not gay, unless said squeeze lasts longer than the maximum time. One alternative is the Greyhound, which consists of reaching from behind in between the legs rather than the more traditional side grab.
by The Righteous Fist December 17, 2008
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A comedian who everyone who is under 5 years old thinks is effing hiliairous whereas Daniel Tosh is clearly funnier.
Random Person On The Street: Omg Lolz! Dane Cook is so funny!!
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
Me: Wow you're a dumbass.
^^ My opinion is the Morgan Freeman of the opinion world.
by Morgan Porterfield Freeman Jr. February 15, 2009
Get the Dane Cook mug.To have be pinned down by several men while several others grope you're testicles and often have an object such as a bottle or a phone or fingers shoved up you're anus.
Billy-"Hey everyone!! Look over there that guy is being deaned!!!"
Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"
Everyone else-"Man that is so sick lets keep watching!! Hope I never get deaned"
by Alfred Amigo January 21, 2008
Get the deaned mug."Where's the handle?" and "Start your day off the holy way with Christ Chex!" are my favorite dane-isms.
by MusicFreak_08 October 3, 2007
Get the dane-ism mug.In my opinion, Dane Cook is the funniest man currently alive. Dane Cook is a stand-up comedian and a Massachusetts native. He is best known for his real-life antics and for his notorious hand gesture the Super Finger, normally shortened to Su-Fi. One of his most recent performances, and my all-time favorite was the Dane Cook: Vicious Circle HBO Special. He is also know for a game he started entitled "Who's In My Mouth?"
Dane Cook- "...And then you get that tap, that sudden just- tap. And who is it? You turn to see who it is, and who is it? The World! The World is behind you saying, 'Uh, yeah, hi. In case you haven't noticed, I'm the fucking world. And, in case you don't know... You're gonna cry."
by Matt N.us December 5, 2006
Get the Dane Cook mug.Made a hilarious and classic comedy album named Harmful If Swallowed and a terrific Comedy Central Presents. He then released a CD called Retaliation with twice the CDs and half the comedy. Promised fans a cool bonus for pre-ordering this CD from Comedy Central's website. The bonus: a cheap aluminum dog-tag necklace. At about this time became a self-promoting ego-maniac who can't shut up about how many MySpace friends he has and how many comedy records he's broken.
Man, remember how cool the old Dane Cook was? Yeah, let's hope he joins us here on earth again someday.
by ComFan September 7, 2007
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