dd lockdown

dick down lockdown

"Finally free from dd lockdown 🙏💯"

by Tankeersz July 8, 2023

DD

Pronounced "Deed"
A colloquial adjective local to northern New Jersey, refers to anything negative in a comedic manner.

"I can't believe I didn't finish the project!"
"Dude... we're so DD."

by Philly.bandz June 13, 2024

DDS

Designated Dick Sucker

Girl 1: Mariah’s a hoe.
Girl 2: Why’s that?
Girl 1: Cause she’s known to be a DDS… she did it to all the boys in 1 hour chem.

by Passionfruit101 July 23, 2018

MM/DD/YYYY

The shittiest date format in the world, only used by countries that lost their twin towers.

As an American, MDY sucks. So fucking confusing

Person 1: Today is 10/23/2024
Me: WHAT DATE IS THAT? IS THAT MM/DD/YYYY FORMAT? KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT
Person: but you're American...
Me: I DONT CARE IF IM AMERICAN, THE MONTH DAY YEAR FORMAT IS TRASH

Today is actually 23/10/2024

by уour mum October 23, 2024

DD

DD stands for dad's dad. It is for the grandfathers biologically that aren't comfortable with the notion and image they grew up with of a kid calling said human, gramps, grampa or anything so-not-cool that they latch onto the much cooler sounding DD.

Who's this?
DD. My dad's dad. The coolest grandfather on the planet. When the grandfather image don't fit, you must acquit.

by Charlie Currie June 29, 2022

dd

didn't

i dd know she did that!

by zixn June 28, 2023

DD (Dickhead dan)

A panera manager

“yea he’s being a DD (dickhead dan) bc he’s throwing a hissy fit today because we’re over hours”

by anonymous July 1, 2025