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Houdini Darth Vader

Another twist on the classic Houdini, start off in the normal houdini fashion (doing your lady from the rear) while breathing heavily in her ear as though you have a severe respiratory condition.

Upon reaching the vinegar strokes, spit on the hapless victims back, when she turns around unleash your man-milk into her face and shout "I AM YOUR FATHER!" to which she should reply "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"Christ your mum really enjoyed the Houdini Darth Vader last night Steve"

"does that mean we're related?"
by Dan 'The Hitman' Humperdink December 15, 2008
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Saying "NO" like Darth Vader

When someone says "NO" in disapproval to something in the most retarded way over pronouncing the "O" sound too long..
Counter Personal: You just missed your flight Sir!!

Passenger: "Nooooooooooooooooo"

Bystander: Man! that guy is saying "No" like Darth Vader...
by FallenV September 13, 2011
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Darth Homo

A gay being of unknown sex with an extremely small dick, or possibly none at all. Apprentice of Jer Jer Binks.
Bob: "hey Mike, what's your favorite movie?"

Mike: "Umm... Black Cawk Down!! <3"

Bob: "ohh mike... your such a homo... a DARTH HOMO"
by jerjer binks January 25, 2010
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darth-edie

1. one who has gone to the dark side never to return. 2. heavy breathing just like in the movie. 3. to scamper around the office at insane speeds.
oliver, i am your father, i am a darth-edie... hhhhka! hhhhka!
by clive oliver June 13, 2008
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pink darth vader

When you have sex with someone then proceed to wipe your penis off on their curtains.
Neil is a cleanliness freak so I gave him a pink darth vader.
by Nemo Carlisle February 27, 2007
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darth vader

coolest freakin SITH LORD next darth maul. no one can compare to this dark lord of the force. And what the heck is up with an old fogey as an apprentice? what the heck is this crap!!!??? Get Count Dooku the heck outta here!!!
by jade June 21, 2003
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Darth Steinbrenner

A slang term for Yankees Owner George Steinbrenner. The name comes from the fact that non-Yankees generally fans hate him. The name also refers to the fact that he runs his team like an army of evil moneyball minions, which includes Derek Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, Gary Sheffield and many others. He receives his evil rep from his payroll being a hundred million dollars over the salary cap and only going up, with him paying outrageous salaries to make an all star team only being able to because he is willing to spend his own money paying salary cap fines.
Man, Darth Steinbrenner's evil minions got knocked out of the playoffs by a wild card for the fourth year! I guess the Red Sox are the yankees' daddy...

Did Darth Steinbrenner really manage to sign Randy Johnson? What is the world coming to?
by marcus May 13, 2005
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