Dong Gong

hit a gong (or a tam-tam) with its mallet. move close enough to the gong, while standing, until the crotch of your pants is touching the gong. its pleasantly shocking.

bro 1: "dude dude, check this out." *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 2: "what the hell are you doing?" *GONG*, *steps up and hollas like he won the lottery*

bro 1:"dong gong"

by someguymb14 August 12, 2014

Kwong Dong

Its pretty much slang for a small penis.

He couldn't help but feel good about his friend having a kwong dong.

by OMFG EPIC LOL July 02, 2009

Dong Hater

A person that's not interested in cock

Hey bro, look at those two dong haters.

by Chuckalatmilk October 01, 2016

Shlanging dong

When you're completely naked and just start wiggling your dick around

Guy 1:Dude what are you doing?”
Guy 2: “Shlanging dong bro”
Guy 1: “hell yeah, nice form man!”

by Shlanging Dong July 06, 2020

Dong Love

Someone that loves cock

Those two are all about dong love

by Chuckalatmilk October 01, 2016

Diddy Dong

Another word for Dick, penis or weiner

He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it

by TheDiddyDong69 January 07, 2019

dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

by HobO_DeluxE June 06, 2014