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Spokane Whoopee Cushion

As you are downstairs giving some oral satisfaction to your lady-friend, get nose deep in her snatch and start blowing air into her deep, deep gulch. When she pulls away, punch her in the stomach and when she queefs, yell, “Spokane Whoopee Cushion!”
Donna left Aleksandr because he wouldn’t stop giving her Spokane Whoopee Cushions.
by Captain Neckbeard Esq III June 27, 2019
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cushty

watch only fools and horses and youll know what this word means
by slanginmatch July 30, 2003
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Cushion Cooker

When you fart on the couch and you let it sit under your butt and then you lift your leg a minute or so later after your cooked your fart in the cushion to let the smell out.
"Dude that smells terrible you farted like 2 minutes ago", ya man it was a cushion cooker. SHAKA BRA
by gloryhound13 February 5, 2015
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helmet crusher

someone who has hardcore sex and litterally crushes the foreskin..
luke: how did you and mindy do last night?

tom: oh yeah we did some pretty good stuff shes a helmet crusher she is

luke:oh wow, so lucky
by ilovecrushinghelmets January 11, 2013
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Dick Cushion

A female who has been penetrated by so many dicks that she is a living breathing equivalent of a pin cushion, with dicks instead of pins.
by mttcnnn January 24, 2014
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National hold ur crushes hand day

Go hold hand with that special person
October 11 is National hold ur crushes hand day
by The noobs 34 October 10, 2019
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Cuse

Man, she has one fine cuse!
by JamesJJammer January 20, 2012
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