Curtis

The absolute most unhinged person in the world. However, while he cannot go two minutes without saying something foul, he is loyal as fuck.

Curtis touches himself to my little pony porn.

by D3M0NCH1LD May 12, 2025

Curtis Cumbuster

Coined by one of the greatest sex goer of all time. This is when you collect a jar of nut over a 1-2 month period then you take this jar and transfer it into a water ballon which is half filled with the persons piss. Then once you are about to nut trick the person by shoving your cock in their mouth then pulling the ballon from your pocket and splashing that in that bitches face

Dude she was pissing me off so I gave her Curtis Cumbuster

by Appsych November 10, 2025

curtis ford

Taekwondo grandmaster

I heard Curtis Ford is a Taekwondo Grandmanster

by Diggybuns May 27, 2016

Curtis

Typically has a big nose

Damn curtis has a huge honker

by Shdifnsbusisjdv September 10, 2020

curtis ray

Jacob Blackstone's cousin also a stoner

Curtis Ray is a stoner

by Hopstoner September 14, 2017

Curtis

ITS CURTIS FROM DISCORD FROM DISCORD FROM DISCORD ITS CURTIS😧😲

ITS CURTIS FROM DISCORD

by Ansel.from.discord June 9, 2021

Curtis

Applying for a lucrative job role and when the job is offered/accepted, the company goes into a financial tailwind six months later and ends up firing the person in that role. The person feels stuck in their current role because everywhere they apply, the job will no longer exist in 6 months.

past tense: Curtis'd
verb: Curtising

You hear the new CEO was fired, man he really Curtis'd that position.
I really like this new company but feel that I'll end up Curtising the opportunity.

by headofcurtis November 3, 2022