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Clingymonster

1. A headcrab, also seen in Half-life.
2. A facehugger, also seen in Alien.
3. A small, furry creature that creeps into your bed in the early hours.
1. 4rgh, +3h cl1||gy|\/|0||5+3r just pw||3d meh!!111
2. Jonesy, dont look now- there is a clingymonster behind you. We're wasted, man.
3. Mhmm, that darn clingymonster ate my cheese again. I must buy some more, but, not in the early hours!
by Danokun August 1, 2005
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chlingo

A collective term for the abbreviations used in IM or SMS text-messaging.
That's some crazy chlingo on your phone - "d00d, Watchu doin' 2nite?"

I don't understand all this chlingo my daughter's using on AIM - "IMO, that looks gr8 on u!"
by efusion3 January 24, 2011
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Cling

What working stiffs do to their guns and their religion. We know this is true because that limp-wristed liberal stove lid, Barack O'Bama, AKA the Irish Jig, told us so.
That Irish Jig O'Bama says we working stiffs cling to our guns and our religion because we are too stupid and ignorant to be limp-wristed liberals. Actually, we cling to our guns and our religion because we are too smart to be limp-wristed liberals.

I'm not going to that dumb-ass liberal meeting. They won't let me cling to my gun in there.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2008
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Culinary Heresy

To say something about food or restaurants that is untrue or is completely ridiculous.
Calling Olive Garden "real, authentic Italian food" is culinary heresy!
by MetalHead16 October 30, 2010
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Clingey

Portmanteau of clingy and cringe

A text message that makes you sick when you read it and is not appropriate to the relationship of the two texters
"Alison just text me 'it was great to see your ugly face last night'"

"omfg she's soo clingey"
by Carolsclinge February 6, 2018
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Culinarian

A person with high interest and great appreciation for the culinary arts, who also has deep appreciation for the person and labor behind the meal being served.
“Fuck those foodie assholes, I’m a culinarian. The chef matters too.!”
by DarthZombie July 4, 2018
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Penis-curling good

Expression used to imply a most unexpectedly satisfactory sexual conquest of a person of lesser attractiveness, usually of the same sex.
Last night I had a great time with that subpar Swedish guy, it was penis-curling good.
by Zettai Zetsumei October 22, 2009
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