cucumber loves me

The act of making love to yourself using only a foot long cucumber

cucumber loves me

by somethingsomethinggayguy March 1, 2021

Cucumber

Rodrigo Prada Gutierrez is the king cucumber

He is a cucumber because he is friends with gonzalo del rio

by Yolais yurger May 8, 2021

The Sea Cucumber

A sexual act consisting of covering your partner's body in food, striping naked. Once this is done, you begin to eat the food from your partner's body till you feel the need to have a bm, continue to eat as you bm along your partner's body. Continue this way till the food is gone and your partner is covered in your bm. This comes from the referance that the aquatic sea cucumber spends it's entire life doing nothing but eating and pooping.

"I'm tellin ya bro, i took that slut home an gave her the sea cucumber!"

by Rev. Fatty McFatfat June 9, 2014

pink cucumber

referring to the penis

she sucked his pink cucumber !

by sreymhael March 1, 2011

Larry the Cucumber

Our lord and savior, believed to be the first living thing created by Jesus Christ, aka God. Why do we have hands, you ask? To pet Larry. To hold Larry. To hug Larry. To give all possessions to Larry. Creator of silly songs, and often tells religious stories with the much less awesome Bob the Tomato.

"And now it's time for Silly Songs with Larry the Cucumber."

by theworldofurbanwords December 7, 2024

Cucumber boxes

A language reference meaning a word that by its pronunciation sound like it means something else only due to the (often complex) phonetic sound (perceived as funny by non-english citizen). It has originated among (peferable swedish) tourists in UK and has now been spread to the UK population itself meaning essentially gibberish. (Primary London and Brighton area).

Swedish tourist to finnish tourist: "What does Omnicidal Maniac trope mean?"
Finnish tourist: "No idea, its probably just "Cucumber boxes"

British person watching political debate: "I can´t understand what he is talking about"
Second person watching: "Doesn´t matter its just gibberish - cucumber boxes"

by Ace contributor October 11, 2016

sloppy cucumber

When you pull your dick out of a vagina. Just after your post cum snooze. And it looks like that cucumber that you find in your salad drawer about 4 weeks after you bought it.

Sorry for dragging my sloppy cucumber across your leg. Here's a towel

by Richd32 January 21, 2025