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White Crystal

A crystal filled with cum to be worn as jewelry.
"Hey, I made this white crystal for you." - some perv.
by ItsGD September 2, 2019
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cowboy crystals

A phrase that sounds like it would be a name for meth
This lot lizard gave me a ton of cowboy crystals
by yehowyada February 6, 2018
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crystal close

Someone who is uncomfortable with abnormality. Someone who does not embrace eccentricities. Someone who does not have a decent sense of humor. Someone who is naive. Someone who lacks general intelligence.
"Oh hey its Crystal Close...."
by Crystal Falls April 25, 2010
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Crystal methican

1) a Mexican hooked on crystal meth
2) the proper pronunciation of crystal Mexican by a Mexican hooked on crystal meth, as Meth rots the teeth and causes words to sound out different than a non Methhead speaker
My neighbor in my old town was a crystal Methican.
by Solid Mantis August 7, 2016
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Muff Crystals

Dried up vaginal juice that can be smoked, eaten, or snorted.
I've got some heady muff crystals, wanna snort 'em?
by Harlem1340 October 15, 2009
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crystal meth

Commonly used term in the later 1990's for "Crystal Methamphetamine", also known as "wordMeth/word", "Methamphetamine", "Pure", "P".

Occurs in crystals, measured by the point, which although theoretically is euqla to 1/10th of a metric gram, usually ends up being closer to 1/20th and you getting 0wned for teh drug money.

Commonly smoked with a glass pipe, and highly addictive. Note close relation to the wordmeth fiend/word, a crazed, agitated addict roaming around trying to get teh cash for teh crystal meth.
"Fuck dude, gimme some damn crystal meth!"
"I'm sorry, your son is addicted to crystal meth. He'll be in rehab for months."
by voiceinsideyou June 6, 2003
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Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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