eating crust

Eating asshole

Hey Becky do you like eating crust

We Matt I don't eat asshole

by jackskelington September 23, 2016

chicken crust

when you masturbate and ejaculate at a faster rate and cum on some chicken (this can be precooked or before heated) then leaving the semen to harden until you have some nicely cum glazed chicken. there are also sub-versions of this for example the chicken nugget crust or the chicken tika misala crust

“yo man i had some of dat good good chicken crust last night bro”

“ay you’re on some different shit blud”

by KINGNUTSACK December 12, 2019

CAPTAIN'S CRUST

THE WHITE FLAKY RESIDUE THAT DEVELOPS ON YOUR PENIS AFTER GOING BARE BACK RIDING WITH A CHICK

DUDE, I WOKE UP AND DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO SHOWER. I CAME TO WORK WITH CAPTAIN'S CRUST

by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010

Pie crust

a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.

Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!

by RightTriangle October 7, 2019

curtain crust

When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.

I couldn't eat it man, she had curtain crust!

by Conenna April 9, 2015

Crust Wink

Crust wink... Morning eye crust which causes you to wink to get the crust out first thing when you arise.

Uncle Marty assumed that Aunt Cindy was winking at him first thing in the morning. Come to find out- just a crust wink. 😉

by CoCo75 December 8, 2019

pie crusted

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.

"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."

by jfever May 14, 2015