by KEVJMCC April 11, 2010
Get the CAPTAIN'S CRUSTmug. When the outer part of a girls vagina, the curtain hiding the good stuff, becomes crusty after drying up from being wet and not showering.
by Conenna April 9, 2015
Get the curtain crustmug. a dark hole of some sort typically located on women of a certain mating region. Slang: derogatory. Used for relief of liquid, air, and penetration by can’t do it personality’s. A fathers first want and third worse nightmare.
Hey Susan last night I introduced Greg to my dad. Greg doesn’t buy me things and farted on my family’s couch it was brand new and top of the line. Afterwards, we went home together after knowing each other for two days and I let him plunge my pie crust. Do you think I’m setting the bar to high for the other women?
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
Susan: Oh girl you know that’s a white girl thing. Myself I married a man with three inches on the first night. He’s been swag surfing my pie crust for three and a half minutes every night ever since. The bar is just way to high girl!
by RightTriangle October 7, 2019
Get the Pie crustmug. 
Hey who is that?
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
That’s bug, he’s a crust punk I wouldnt touch his trousers or his hair if I were you
by Wowilovememes December 3, 2021
Get the Crust punkmug. The dried out flaky semen residue that is left behind in the silky cavernous grooves of the vagina after a long night of cock thumping.
I woke up this morning and went down on Jane again and there were ample amounts of shizam crust that I had to dig through to find her clit.
by shizniz September 27, 2014
Get the shizam crustmug. by ViperzZ1706 September 6, 2020
Get the Crusted cuntmug.