1 definition by jfever

To masturbate all over your partners face, unleashing an obscene amount of cum, which covers their entire face, especially their eyes. Then, your partner doesn't wash off the layer of jizz in time, letting the spunk harden over their entire face, very similar to the coverage of an unbaked pie crust in a pie tin.
"Hey babe! Can you get me some soap and a brillow pad? You pie crusted my face, and now I can't see."
by jfever May 12, 2015
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