Crunchy Crigga

Someone who believes that they are a pimp/player because they talk to any girl they pass (regardless of their looks).

That farmer thinks he's so pimp because he's talking to those ugly girls, what a crunchy crigga!

by The Gingerbread Man November 11, 2006

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Crunchy mum bits

Refers to crabs found whilst eating out ones Mum

by Purple Squishy February 10, 2010

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Where a guy's dick is extremely hard but short.

Hey Brenda, how was Jake last night?

Pretty good, except he had a "Crunchy Muffin" HAHAHAHA

HAHAHA

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

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Person: I like crunchy peanut butter
Literally Everyone: You are a disappointment to society

by AgarPughead September 29, 2020

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When you stick a fortune cookie in a girl's pussy then you mash it all up with your cock.

J-Ho is my man. He just gave me a crunchy J-ho after we went out for chinese.

by JTAPS September 24, 2007

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A mom who believes that vaccines cause autism, essential oils will heal every ailment and who only feed their children "organic" food.

"She bought an entire case of organic water, what a crunchy almond mom"

by lexistexas May 02, 2023

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A weak ass motherfucker. Anyone one named Jay spits and Thee MG

You a crunchy ass nigga

by Infinite Errection December 11, 2014

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