Croissaunted

When someone or something is being haunted by croissants.

“I’ve been seeing bakeries with them everywhere, I think I’m being croissaunted.”

by CalledClover049 December 30, 2017

Cows Minge

Cows Minge is a serious disease that humans can get from poor hygiene.

A disease in humans where the vagina turns inside out and can bleed quite often. Cows Minge should be treated immediately.

by Carrie66 June 26, 2018

Croissant Head

When you have a comb-over that looks like a croissant.

"Get a load of that guy, he has a croissant head..."

by That1Chung February 26, 2019

Croissantte

it is an insult in American-Hispanic culture mainly used in Florida and Tennessee

"you burnt Croissantte lookin head ass" ~ said Jose to Jamal

by Smokey__rr July 11, 2021

Cowsy

It comes from rhyming slang, a cows hoof is a poof. So short for cows hoof is cowsy.

Bro did you see that cowsy over there?

by Captain C-Walker September 5, 2021

swamp croissant

When you eat a croissant or similar pastry out of someone's butt.

Brian: Hey Kolby, can I have a swamp croissant?
Kolby: Alright but I haven't wiped in a while, there might be dingleberries!

by nobody123balls October 22, 2013

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016