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congoja

Spanish: ?Que congoja?
Trans: ?What a lazy thing.?
by Ireth0283 July 18, 2007
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Congogulate

To gather rambunctiously.
Hey, lets go congogulate with that group of stoners in front of Wal-Mart.
by Epsilon23 July 7, 2009
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cronbomb

A technique of writing a Unix cron job to perform a task sometime in the future. The task is usually somewhat malicious in nature, but is usually repaired with the same script in order to create an intermittent problem. This is ususally performed by disgruntled IT workers with root access to a Unix or Linux system.
A cronbomb would look like the following logic:

Example 1:
Remove critical line from apache server
Restart Apache knowing it will fail
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Put critical line back

Example 2:
change the contents of a homepage/information page to display whatever image or contents you choose.
Wait 10 to 15 minutes

Change contents back to original contents

The key is returning the contents back to the original in a timely manor as to lead people to believe the issue has been resolved.

Repeat at whatever interval suits your situation. by waiting longer, say 2 - 3 months it will likely get more cycles before it is properly caught and repaired.
by weHaveNoWebMaster April 13, 2011
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Crontonimo bay

An adjective used to describe incredible potent marijuana. Sometimes used to insinuate that the marijuana is so strong that it may leave you in an unpleasent mental state.
oh shit man i haven't moved from the couch in like 5 hours... that shit was crontonimo bay.
by Dr. Angello Kneebly May 31, 2011
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cronometraphobia

cronometraphobia is the fear of losing time.
by single27_girl December 20, 2013
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Congorgy

In the war-themed hat- and conga-simulator/team-oriented first-person shooter Team Fortress 2, this is the act of directing a group of players who are dancing the conga into a stable section of the battlefield in such a way that they look as if they're in an orgy.
"Let's start a congorgy in BLU's base!"

The congorgy took an awkward turn when a newer player interrupted and killed us.
by footmuffin October 27, 2014
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cronnoisseur

1. a person who is especially competent to pass critical judgments in marijuana varieties, or in matters of taste.

2. a discerning judge of the best marijuana.
-If you are a hardcore cronnoisseur, you might find the strain choices too limiting.

-He was a true chronic, and connoisseur of Sour Diesel in particular.
by cronnoisseur June 15, 2014
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