The biggest excuse for a country. Has shitty economy, industry, political value, brains, funding, legal grounds, shit history, shit people (with few exceptions), retarded politicians, shitty traffic and the worst education system I've ever seen.
by BackPeople April 19, 2020
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by Weepin September 1, 2005
Get the croatia mug.person from croatia a country that was used by turks for slaves (made prety good ones too) during the balkan war between bosnia serbia and croatian (slovenia was in it for 3 days) they lost 3rd of their country in less than a year to Serbian armies who by that time also took full control of over 75% of bosnia.
made rele nice slaves for turks did fight back but that didnt do much the only reason they held their borders was because of the allience of christianity lead by the pope from rome and turks were quite busy with spain on high seas at the time
by truth October 9, 2004
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Becky got drunk this weekend and sent a video of her croaked pussy to all her contacts. How embarrasing...
by wutwazthat January 7, 2015
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by Game 904 March 21, 2008
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Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Like they only can fight wars if somebodys helping and never fight there own war. Like WW2. The german came and the croats were al shouting yeaaah heil hitler, we love nazi people. You know we all wanna be nazi. So then the croats became nazi. Because they were scarred like hell. The y didn't want to fight them, so they became one of them. So a croat is something like a nazi pussy
Nazi: Hello
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
Croat: Hello
Nazi: You want to fight the nazis?
Croat: No no we want to be a nazi. Come on nazi yeah.
Nazi: We are taking control over croatia. Is that oke?
Croat: ofcourse.. we are all just nazi pussy now.
Nazi: Ok.. so i going to fuck your wife..
Croat: Ok. But if you want you can have my daughter too. She is almost 12 yr. You can have a menage a trois with those nazi pussy s.
by The Gog June 7, 2011
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