Crispy Cream

A female on birth control that hoardes semen inside her pecker passage.
A female that doesn't shower or squeeze her cream pie out after sex.

She's not wifey material bro, girl is a total crispy cream. Last night, I came inside her and she put her panties back on and went to bed.

by StuffedClamzz October 6, 2020

crispymilk

When you’re outfit is on point it’s crispymilk

“Dude where did that shirt come from it’s crispymilk dude”

by But she I said she March 5, 2021

Crispy anal flaps

Anal flaps that are crispy

Bro 1: Bro you have crispy anal flaps
Bro 2: bro o how the fuck you you know

by BKed bean burrito February 11, 2021

Crispy Beef

Anything of the crusty nature. So unimaginably crusty, you need to exclaim with such indignity.

Oh, my, god. ALISSA! Have you seen your hair!! IT LOOKS LIKE CRISPY BEEF GO SHOWER YOU TWAT NUGGET!!!

by _my_tree_is_dying_ May 19, 2021

Crispy butter

Butter that makes your toast crispy.

Like how wet soft warm butter makes your toast soggy. Cold and clean cut (crispy butter) keeps your butter crispy

by Crispy butter May 22, 2021

crispynagito

a very amazing tiktoker with amazing content and is very funny

"Who is your favourite person??"

"Idk man it's gotta be crispynagito they're p cool"

by *dg gifted chestnuts* June 21, 2021

crispycurlyfries

an amazing cosplayer who is very nice, unproblematic, and good in cosplaying, i love crispycurlyfries!

Hey, do you know crispycurlyfries?

No.. who is that?
That amazing cosplayer!

by crispycurlyfriesfp November 3, 2021