keep calm and chive on -
It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.
It is a modification of the phrase Keep calm and carry on that was a saying in England saying from 1939 and still used their today so all the mentalist that say The chive invented it are wrong.
by A PersonWhoKnowWhatItRealMeans November 25, 2013
Get the keep calm and chive on mug.An hand gesture involving an unconnecting high five across an open space where the fingers are turned down in the motion of a cat paw. Usually used after major bitching.
by falker0001 November 21, 2009
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Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
Known to gain employment only with companies who provide him with a van, the van is then used to transport friends, a place to smoke weed, a place to sleep.
WARNING- The van may never be returned even on termination of contract.
"Clive, this is John from British Gas, can we have our brand new van back please, you havn't done any work for 2 months and you were sacked last week"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
"No, fuck-off, It's mine"
by Benny the Brit July 1, 2003
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by ichivelikeitsmyjob December 18, 2010
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To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.
To pay off a debt in a smaller denomination of currency than the loan was originally made in, thus leaving the creditor with small change where he once had a note.
Often the small change, if accepted by the creditor, disappears on trivial purchases before the full loan is re-paid, meaning he never really recovers the debt's full worth.
Tom: Here's 10p for you, Mike. Now I only owe you £19.90p.
Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.
Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.
Mike: Hey - I told you when I lent you the money that I wouldn't stand chivelling. The smallest I will accept are £10 notes.
Tom: Ok Mike, I'm sorry. I'll never chivel a debt again.
by Matt April 28, 2004
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