crack head 

1. one who does excessive amounts of crack.

2. one who acts as though they do excessive amounts of crack.

Laura was acting like a crack head.

crack head by nicole November 28, 2003

crack stripper 

A variation of the common "crack whore," though considerably classier. Members of the profession remove clothing to arouse others, receiving crack and/or coke in compensation. Permitted as part of the profession is the snorting of coke on the ass of the client.

How you using your Harvard degree? Oh. As a crack stripper. Ayy. You a tranny mess.

crack stripper by alejandra_and_dieter March 10, 2008

crack den 

1. a residence occupied by crack fiends, used for the purpose of smoking, distrubuting, and producing crack
2. editing bay used for film editing which has been lived in for 13+ hours, must contain empty sparks cans, at least one bloody mattress, cracked out film students

Lee got stabbed in the face when he tried to steal a crack rock from Terry Schiavo in the crack den.

crack den by Richard Kim May 15, 2005

crack-ccident

When your butt crack accidentally becomes exposed.

Make sure your pants are too baggy, Otherwise you might have a crack-ccident.

crack-ccident by TheLaughingCow August 14, 2009

crack!damn!poof! 

what you say when you see a fine chick. It comes from the words that would define you having sex with her: Crack! (Crack a nut!) Damn! (Damn, that was good!) Poof! (get the hell outta there!)

See's fine lady: "Crack!Damn!Poof!"

crack!damn!poof! by tonkchump September 22, 2005

crack report 

n.: a newspaper or similar medium, rolled tight and fashionably stuffed in the rear between the pant waist and the undershorts of a middle aged man. Crack reports can be found anywhere, but are most common at race tracks, betting venues, ball games, and other sporting events. Most reports, but not all, contain various residue, leftovers and miscellaneous bacteria that is considered unsanitary by the local health department.

"Charlie! Don't pick up that crack report! You don't know what asshole has been reading that..."

crack report by Dr. Josephus February 28, 2009

Crack Apple 

A larger-than-usual build up of feces in-between the buttocks. Any dingleberry larger than a grape. Very rare and valuable to gross people.

I've had monumental gas since my coffee break at 9 AM and now I need to go pick out a hearty crack apple.

Crack Apple by Talledega Knight October 4, 2009