Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.

Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu

by pbids February 3, 2020

Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.

I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.

by CoronaTax March 25, 2020

Corona Footprint

The impact your social activity has had on the spread of coronavirus

Jack's been having way too many barbecues... his corona footprint must be awful by now!

by scoyle March 26, 2020

Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus.

Me and my friends were going to go hang out at the mall, but our plans got corona-cancelled.

by Flawful March 26, 2020

Corona Bud

The one person who you are allowing yourself to break quarantine with.

Person 1: Hey man! You can't be that close to her!
Person 2: Hey, don't worry! She is my corona bud.

by famoloni March 29, 2020

Corona wrist

When you blow your wrist out because you have been quareteined at home for two weeks and you are masterbating 24/7

I tried to play baseball today but my Corona wrist was acting up

by Danaconda bizarnz April 4, 2020

Corona internet

When your internet connection is bad due to multiple people using the same connection.

Named after the the disease that caused many countries to enforce quarantines which meant people had to stay indoors where all they could do was stream movies and tv-shows which used a lot of bandwidth

"I can't play with this corona internet"

by _Olter April 4, 2020