Copportunist

A copportunist is a guy who is always looking for the opportunity to cop a feel on a female. Usually are the most successful at bars due to the woman being intoxicated. Tend to act nice and innocent just to earn their trust.

Hey isn’t that what’s his names girl? Why are you all over her?

Relax she’s drunk. She don’t know. You know I’m a copportunist

by Mjc1125 March 7, 2018

Copilatious

Adjective used to describe someone who is being abnoxious or loud immediately after they woke up

Carter was being copilatious during breakfast

by Wubeb March 13, 2018

copi

It means dumb cunt.

"Shut up copi"

by TeaBagsz June 2, 2018

Copilot

The role of a friend that looks out for someone while they are using drugs, ensuring their safety.

Yo! Last night was crazy, but Clarice made sure I stayed hydrated. She was a great copilot

by Pilot_Jones June 27, 2018

copportunist

An insanely-bored/touchy paranoid with a "trigger-happy" finger that's always poised over the "E-1" ("E-2" is for fire, "E-3" is for ambulance; enough said) auto-dial button on their telephone, just waiting for the flimsiest excuse to dial 9-1-1.

I avoid leaving bags of returnables along the road anywhere near that family's house, nor do I even stop to ask for a drink of water on a hot day --- they are such awful copportunists!

by QuacksO June 29, 2018

cipion

An awesome last name that whoever has it, is loving, cares for their family, and is very special. People who have this last name is usually a hispanic family of five. One is very athletic, one is really good at video games, one watches youtube and plays with dolls, one puts on tons of makeup and over does it with the jewelry, and the last one does anything to protect their family and loves to eat.

This Cipion family is actually awesome

by Gabriel Cipion October 1, 2018

copiics

A high-quality pen marker thats expensive as shit.

Artist : I just got copiics!
Friend : Aren't they expensive as fuck?
Artist : No! They were just 110$! It was a steal!

by 1chat November 7, 2018