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Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.
“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023
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A spontaneous action done by a couple when shushi - and a matchking appetite - and hornyness are combined. The female partner assumes a position in which hips are angled from 45° to 90° degrees. Thereupon shushi, Makizushi is considered the cold standard, is inserted into the vaginal vestibule, topped up with soy sauce. Through the power of contractions, the female attempts to force the shushi into the male's mouth, which is optimally positioned between the female's thighs, flushly against the vaginal opening; however, the positioning of the mouth is not perscribed, and changes may be made for trickshotting, ultimately making this a fun, bonding and competitive experience for all participants.

This stunt is only enjoyable with a female who is based in Los Angeles. The origin of the male partner is largely considered irrelevant. This is reasoned by the destinct flavour and state of vagina - reffered to as punani - of Los Angeles Females: They often flaunt a fishy smell and taste, which is primarily caused by dried seminal fluid in the general area. This specific variation of punani is perfect for shushi, as it complements the taste.

For beginners, it may seem hard to engage in a Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, as it is not always easy to find the right punani. However, experts have found that for an attractive, muscular male specimin, taking a shirtless walk on one of LA's many boardwalks will present many oppertunities.
Ever since I've experienced the Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion, shushi has never been the same for me, dude.

Hey bae, Los Angeles punani sushi convulsion later?
by broken1244 June 26, 2021
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Low cal convo

A shoot the shit easy convo. Low depth conversation, yet enjoyable.

Low calorie conversation
Conall: I like your socks
Zenia: thank, i got them in Pennys
Conall: I should get some too, this is some low cal convo
by ZeeConn June 25, 2022
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imma turn a nigga into a convertable

a quote by Dababy, honestly its scary knowing he has this power. If he does this many cars will be made. and many african-american people would die
"Dude did you hear Dababy said imma turn a nigga into a convertable? thats scary"
by 2008senate March 25, 2021
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Munchkin convention

A group of short people or a group of mexicans.
Stephanie's family was so short that the invitations to her family reunion read "Munchkin Convention."
by Gollum May 28, 2006
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