pre nut confusion

post nut clarity implies the existence of pre nut confusion :

"dude i was about to nut then my head hurt bruh"
"damn thats pre nut confusion"

by deeznutsmeister January 03, 2022

The art of text confusion

Confusing people by saying weird or tricky stuff trough text just to confuse them and make them think they missed something

I've confused my friend so much trough text he thinks there is somethign called 'the art of text confusion'

by Not_mod June 17, 2023

Candy man confusion

It is when a person does stuff for you that is fun but in the end really bad for you.

I am taking a break from dating. That last guy had me in candy man confusion. I don't trust myself anymore.

by MarianneM September 05, 2016

Confused Unga Bunga

A certain unga bunga of a certain tone implying that the cave man who says that is confused... Shocker...

*confused unga bunga*
Like when you see vore for the first time

by CaveGuy June 17, 2022

confused unga bunga

Canadian slang for: help the uncle raped me

confused unga bunga, call the police.

have ever been confused unga bungaed?

by confused unga bunga. help!!!!! October 08, 2019

and often confusing

A word used to describe bafflement

Henry: Jeffry, that woman you are marrying has a penis

Jeffry: I'm confused!!!

by hahaha July 23, 2003

Angry and confused

The name given to a father who becomes so confused by the conversation in hand that he frowns and thus becomes angry.

Ahh dad you're getting angry and confused again!

by Penisscrote190 July 19, 2009