Inflection confusion

When you mistakenly use the wrong inflection at the end of a sentence, resulting in confusion from both the listening and speaking parties

Guy 1: man that cheeseburger was tasty as hell??

Guy 2: wtf did you just say dude

Guy 1: sorry man serious case of inflection confusion

by bones4436 June 13, 2009

So I am confushun

Reference to a vine that went viral, the phrase is used when someone is very confused.

The full vine goes like this:

"So I am confUshun! Why is this one KANSAS, but this one is not ar-KANSAS?!? AMERICA, EXPLAIN!! EXPLAIN!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN, ARKENSAW?!?!?!

"This is your math homework: all you have to do is find the square root of the cubic root of x to the fifth power plus half of y divided by z and then multiply the whole thing by y.

ME: "So I am confUshun!"

by TheRealSlamB36 October 21, 2018

Confrustrate

to fustrate and confuse someone at the same time.

Brandon you Confrustrate me when you question me.

by JBreezy_TRu December 21, 2008

Concussed

When someone's high, but you don't want everyone to know. It can be used around parents and just generally adults as a way to covertly mention how stoned your friend is. This usually only works if the concussed person participates in some kind of sports.

Friend #1: Dude what's up with Jerry?
Friend #2: He took a really big hit and now he's concussed

by RagingPrune March 13, 2016

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020

confusis

An internet nickname.

Also a mistake in spelling Confucious the chinese philosopher, usually while quoting something 'written' by confucious. Usually the 'quote' was never written by confucious, just a stupid fake.

Wrong: Confusis say 'He who stand on toilet is high on pot' or similar.

Right: I was talking to Confusis on msn last night.

by Confusis June 30, 2004

confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house

a very confising situation. Named so because Mr. Kemp has six children with four different women, and so the occurence of father's day will likely feature puzzlement on Mr. Kemp's part as he tries to match the children with their mothers, not to mention the catfight bound to break out when four ghetto ladies gather to discuss the children fathered by the same man.

-How was the math exam?
-Fuck, I dont think I got a question right. It was as confusing as father's day at shawn kemp's house...

by maks July 23, 2004