Bieber Sized Condom

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Toothpick thin..
JUSTIN BIEBER

Obnoxious Skank 1: Dude I tried to have sex with Luke!
Obnoxious Skank 2: REALLY? How'd that work out?
Obnoxious Skank 1: He's a Bieber Sized Condom
Obnoxious Skank 2: Don't say that I LUVV JUSTIN BIEBER
Obnoxious Skank 1: OKAY OKAY...

by A girl who hates Bieber Fever May 21, 2010

condom

It is usually made of latex, and is placed over a man's penis before entering the woman's vagina. They are used to protect both the man and woman against sexually transmitted diseases (STD). They vary in size, color, and ever flavors.

He never has sex without a condom, because he is worried of getting an STD.

by penas endabut December 9, 2008

Cobra Condoms

Cobra Condoms - "Slippery-Studded" latex condoms for the penis.

Hercules gently laid Venus down among the billowy clouds and moved to join her. Sensually she reached under her pillow and pulled out a box Cobra Condoms. Hercules asks, "what's this?" Venus smiles seductively and replied, "I picked up a box of Cobra Condoms because the other condoms were too small for you Hercy boo."

by Marcus Rogan March 31, 2006

cumdom

a used condom

hey is that a cumdom in ur trash can?

by brandon ennis December 19, 2008

Condom

An object used during sexual intercourse which is forbidden by the Catholic Church

by pro-nun-see-A-shun December 31, 2002

condom

Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina

Trojan

by Anonymous July 16, 2002

Life Condom

A metaphorical device, that protects one from life such as getting a girl pregnant, getting in an accident that leaves you disabled for the rest of your life. You wind up getting in debt so far up your ass you have to work till you die!

Tom recently dropped out of school. He said he would go back next semester, and thanks to his life condom, he actually returned to school and finished his degree.

by Zac Kinder February 6, 2007