The Colbert Report

Pronounced with silent T's at the end of both words.

The Colbert Report is a television show on Comedy Central that airs at 11:30 PM, Eastern Time. Starring Stephen Colbert, the show makes fun of media pundits who comment on news stories.

line that starts every show: "This is the Colbert Report!"

by aaronak May 13, 2006

SUNY Cobleskill

A New York State University set in the beautiful hills of Cobleskill, NY. At first glance it looks like a redneck community, but wait until school comes into session. We have just as many drug dealers and stabbings as you more urban universities. The university will never be known for partying, only fat girls in tight shirts, line dancing and freezing cold winters. The only sensable group is contained a few miles off campus, the soccer house.

SUNY Cobleskill is a backwoods university where men are men and sheep are nervous, lacking enough booze to get Ron White a little drunk, known for its only profitable business, Tractor Supply Co.

by VanDamin July 12, 2006

Stephen Colbert

A sandwich consisting of two original Pringles on the outside and original Redi Whip in the middle.

"I want that named after me Stephen Colbert when it catches on."

by big dew March 31, 2010

Colby Jacked

The act of ejaculating and urinating on someone.

Clayton: Dude last night I was in the bathroom and I got Colby Jacked on by Ryan.

Taylor: That's fucking gross.

by SaveUsTWM September 16, 2011

Colby

Colby: (adjective) someone whom expresses homosexuality towards a close friends, but does it ironically. Or not. You can never tell which is why Colbys are the most dangerous life forms out there. One day you'll be bumping chests and watching sports then next thing you know youll have a dick up your ass and You'll like it.

'Shit bro your such a colby ;)))'

by 0nii Chan January 14, 2019

cobean

this person is the most strict person you will ever meet and he has a super loud obnoxious laugh. and this person is totally a vsco girl or boy.

person 1: Hey are you Cobean. person 2:ya why person 1: cause i could hear you laugh across town. person 2: HAHAHAHAHA

by cocoaaa February 5, 2020

Stephen Colbert

The last great American satire artist.

Stephen Colbert delivers "conservative" "fundamentalist" values on his TV program by pretending to be someone like Bill O'Reilly, satirizing the illogical arguments of the American Christian Right.

by America? August 8, 2010