Spaghetti Code

Horrible, horrible, horrible code, but still (usually) fulfills it's intended purpose. The English equivalent would be "I is go store buy vodka drink drunk sergawsdawq zzzzzz uuuugh talk loud". It is completely screwed up in almost every way, but you still know it meant "I am going to the store. I will buy vodka. I will drink. I will get drunk. I will babble incessantly. I will pass out on the couch. I will wake up, go to work, and complain about my hangover."

Spaghetti Code:
2351 goto main_sub3;
2352 preventRaptor();

by iwtw10ot January 11, 2012

Code Crimson

Mountain Dew mixed with Burnetts fruit punch vodka or any fruit punch vodka, tastes just like code red if mixed correct.

Drink Code Crimsons

by raeinok October 17, 2012

Code diaper

Poor quality code written by a low skill and cheaply paid outsourced coder that has to be fixed by average or high skilled coders who are getting paid less than what they actually deserve.
In other words, it's a shitty code that needs to have it's diaper changed.

Great, The entire system fucking bricked just because I ran a software update...
Well, time to change this shitty code diaper!

by Yuxertroix August 23, 2023

Code 88

When you are gaming and your spouse/GF/Partner shouts to come downstairs or do something and you need to quickly notify your gaming friends you are AFK.

Friend A (voip): Cover me, going in.
Friend B (voip): Target on the left.
You: Sorry, Code 88.
*audible sound of headset being thrown down*
Friend A (voip): Sh*t his GF needs him.
Friend B (voip): Yeah, we lost him.

by Heavylink June 24, 2021

Keep To The Code

Stick to the original plan. If communication breaks down or some other unforeseen question about the plan arises, stick to the original plan, no excuses.

We are meeting for dinner at 6 tonight, if you don't hear from me, keep to the code!

If you were supposed to be at work but some confusion arises about the job, keep to the code.

by Freightrain47 April 7, 2017

code brain

A condition caused by excessive hours spent writing computer code, characterized by the inability to think of anything else than lines of code. Often times those lines are in random order and make little to no sense.

Mostly affects programmers and computer science students, and usually makes it close to impossible to fall asleep.

Man, we've been up for 48 hours trying to finish this assignment -- I've got code brain so bad that if I close my eyes lines of code scroll by.

by rustyg August 19, 2008

binary code

10011101001010111101010101001101010001111011010010100101010101111001001010101010010100101010010011001010101101110101010010101011101001010101010101010101011011110101001000101010100001010101010101010010
(the definition was written in binary code)

robot: 10000111001010101010100100111
person: wdym
robot:10100001010111100101001011011
person: sorry i don't speak binary code

by somebody with 123 brain cells January 5, 2021