Clumpifinosis

1. The act in which things merge together.
2. The rare condition of internal heart cells merging together causing a heart attack.
3. General unnatural grouping of a subsistences like cells.

"Mr. Trump was diagnosed with Clumpifinosis and died a few days later".
"sorry sir, you've been diagnosed with Clumpifinosis, what are your last wishes"/

by JRR Tolkin March 27, 2019

clump nuggets

clump nuggets are when a women wipes back to front causing an yeast infection and little toilet paper strands stick to her vagina and pubes

audrey wanted me to go down on her she had to remove the clump nuggets first

by sanxity July 2, 2019

CLUMPLE

SOME DODGY WORD MG CAME UP WITH

'IT'S A CLUMPLE OF STUFF INNIT'

by JakePalmer-Reid July 15, 2019

Clump Nugget

A clump nugget is a handsome young man, with an amazing personality which women cannot resist.

Look at that clump nugget, God I want him to shower me with bugs after consummation.

by Klazo58 September 14, 2019

Crumpy

The feeling you have when waking up on a Monday and it's raining

i woke up feeling super crumpy today, the rain isn't stopping and I need to go to work.

by 14752ewsdc October 2, 2019

Clump Eater

One who shows respect for only themselves and crams clumps down their throat till death

Dude my grandma died because a clump eater shot her

by Butt fridos October 2, 2019

clumpify

The chemical response to cocaine in humid atmospheres such as sweaty club bathrooms, sweaty skin, lube enslimed fingers and saunas.

Nah dawg, don't do cocaine off the stripper's ass; that shit will clumpify!

No Ho! Don't bring the coke into the sauna, it's gonna clumpify quicker than a punter cums.

by GoddessGang November 1, 2019