roger clemens

The best pitcher in the history of Major League Baseball. A six-time Cy Young award winner for best pitcher in the American league. Also a mercenary who never really cared about the success of his teams; he only cared about winning a World Series for himself.

Roger Clemens is a great pitcher, but I hate him.

by RexGibson March 8, 2004

clemente

To unknowingly cause harm or malfunction to an electronic device.

Damn bro, he really clemente'd that raid! That shit will never work again!

by forkineye July 28, 2011

clemp

full time hick....located in pacific northwest

"look at that group of clemps over there chewing on hay!"

by hoyaaaaaaaaaaa June 11, 2006

Cleming

The act of providing unusually small, or "stingy", portions when serving food or drinks.

"Man, he is really Cleming that slice of cake! I'd like more than a bite size piece."
"I can't even taste the vodka in this drink, the bartender must have been Cleming."

by foxteam December 22, 2014

clems

testicles

(unfortunate then, that there is a chain of fish and Chip resturants in the North east of England under the that name).

Boy oh boy, its a hot one! My clems aint half sweaty.

by Jonathan McTwattybollocks May 26, 2004

clementine

rather delious... but be careful they do have seeds contrary to what somebody else said when defining them. if you eat them you wont get scurvy so thats another plus

yummm i really do enjoy the taste of these clementines... adn they look like child oranges

by baby phat November 24, 2006

Clementine

Clementine Kruczynski-- Character in the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (played by Kate Winslet) who is unhappy in her relationship with a man named Joel Barish (played by Jim Carrey) and has a medical procedure done to completely erase his existence from her memory.

Clementine Kruczynski from the movie Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

by KAYY11 February 7, 2008