Cavinism

When you end up having intercourse with a virgin while she is extremely intoxicated, while on her period and you are completely sober.

Dude the cavinism last night was the greatest, although I feel like I'm going to regret this later today.

Man shes always complaining that she lost her virginity during cavinism.

by Good Driver Discount December 11, 2010

Calvin

Someone who gets a hard-on when a woman that is about 200 years older than him touches his dick

A- Did you see what happend ?

B-"Yes that guy pulled a calvin with that old lady"

by Smartguy69666 September 12, 2016

chavinist

A Burberry-sporting chauvinist.

Keanu: Here y'are, are Kylie, get yer lardy arse in t'kitchen and mek us some moor deep fried oven chips!
Kylie: Keanu, you are such a chavinist pig.

by Roy Rover May 14, 2005

Calvin

Calvin is a mysterious non vanilla man from upsate NY. He has a darkness in his soul that he shares with so few. The look in his eyes, and the sound of his voice will captivate most women. You can immediately sense his sexuality when he enters a room. Calvin is the type of man that everyone woman will breathe in her dreams and her lustful fantasies will take hold of her soul. The desire will be overwheling , she awaken with wet panties and a throbbing clit. Wanting Calvin. If you are one of the few to become Calvinized you will never want vanilla again. Calvin will take your mind and body to places that good girls blush about. He will use his hands and tongue in places thst will leave you begging for more.

He blindfolded me and began whispering all the erotic things his mouth was going to do to my body, I had dreamed about this moment for all my life. When his lips brushed across my ass, I knew I was being Calvinized. I would never be the same vanilla girl.

by Olivia Andersen May 24, 2018

Cavinator

A person who has a cavin on their chest. And also eats other peoples chest, giving them a cavin. There can only be one at a time. Their attacking noise is: EHHH-UHHH.

Example:
Person 1: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Person 2: i- i think thats a cavinator....
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
they both start running
turns around
Cavinator looks at them, starts chasing them
Cavinator: EHHH-UHHH

by oscar the fat kid April 14, 2020

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

calvin goldspink

calvin goldspink is a member of s club 8 (s club juniors)

is the hottest boy alive.

stars on the television program i dream

calvin is hot and really hot. he was born on 24th january 1989

favourite colour : green

by Sam Cremme April 7, 2005