4 pump chump

When a man orgasms and semen vigorously flies out like a fire hose in four times.

Bill is only a 4 pump chump when looking at his mothers bare chest.

by odhalksdjfn;asdfvg August 2, 2017

Chump

Easily fooled person who usually sleeps in way too much and consumes a ridiculous amount of food. Extremely lazy and /thinks/ is cool but is really 100% chump material. Goes for terrible teams like AFA instead of CBF, is very likely to steal someone's netflix account, claims to be good at things like coding and cookie decorating, and manages to break about 30 phones in less than a year.

Daily activities include but are not limited to: texting for hours, eating too much, occasionally seeing the sun, watching TV, sleeping

Bro 1: Dude, did you see Bri eat that whole bag of pretzels in the back of class?

Bro 2: I know right? What a chump. She can't even code.

by Sigabiz December 26, 2014

Chump

A person who wears makeup

“Gregs a chump.”

by Monkeybutt65 August 23, 2022

chump bustin

1. The act of unexpectedly jumping on the back of a random stranger, riding them like a rodeo bull.
2. Riding up on a fool and dropping him for disrespecting.

1. We are going chump bustin.

by tsnk June 7, 2011

Chump

Chump is everything. He is the godly figure in the religion Clitorism. Yup. Real women vote for chump. <3

- Live, laugh, Chump.
- Chump is so hot.
- I wish I could meet my donny, Chump.

by chumplover2121 October 20, 2020

Travel Chump

When you're travelling on a bus and your penis becomes erect.

"Oi bro that kid's got a travel chump."

by madman89990 March 30, 2015

Chump

A chump is a specific kind of fool - specifically, someone who believes and supports the person who is making fun of them, making the foolishness that more foolish. It's one thing to be called an idiot, but to be a chump, you have to call the person who is calling you an idiot a great person because you are so clueless you do not realize the person has called you an idiot (or taken advantage of you in some way).

The Republicans who talk about law and order and serving their country are chumps for supporting Donald Trump, who loves their support while laughing hysterically behind their backs because they are such fools! Trump would never fight for his country - that's a job for chumps!

by Sardon January 2, 2022