Chronic Flush

The act of taking a dumb, urinating, sneezing, coughing, and puking -- all simultaneously.

May also be caused by a chronic version of shit bricks; grade A of shit bricks.

Guy: dude the Devil's after me..
Friend: WTF bro?
Guy: no really!! I just had a chronic flush in the bathroom!!
Friend: you're dumb, and that's disgusting.

Dude: yoyoyo! I just had sex with Megan Fox!
Guy: stfu you lion pendejo.

*dude shows guy video*
Guy: I'm coulda shit bricks.
Dude: if your penis was mine, you coulda had a chronic flush.

by Barca,A February 1, 2010

Chronic Complainer

Someone that complains almost non-stop, Very annoying.

Did you hear how much of a Chronic Complainer maya is?

by Sigmicgalaxy February 14, 2019

chronic flatulence

When someone farts all the time.

Cody really needs to stop drinking beer. It's giving him chronic flatulence.

by jimmybomm June 15, 2020

Space chronic

A drink cocktail which includes stem tea, vodka, orange crush, and red bull

I'm going to finish that space chronic from last weekend!!

by Fedorchezzy August 26, 2012

chronically hot

it’s a disease that your too hot all the time 🙏🏽🙏🏽 (real disorder 😔)

jake: “dude i just found out jaida is chronically hot..”
john: “no wonder why i wanna bone her everytime i see her makes sense 🙏🏽”

by chronically hot mf 🙏🏽 March 19, 2023

Chronic Edging

When you are incapable of ejaculating and can only edge

Josh has chronic edging his girlfriend is hateful towards him because of it

by T1Dildo August 31, 2023

Chronic Failitosis

A disease that causes the sufferers to make countless typos therefore disfiguring many words. It has no cure except for someone infected to obtain a hair from Chuck Norris's beard and keep it with them wherever they go.

Guy 1 "Yeah man I wnet upo to the movsies the oither day and saw thant new flick with Jessnica"

Guy 2 "DAMN! Look at all those typos! I'm afraid you have Chronic Failitosis, you better call Chuck Norris!"

by chronic.fail October 27, 2011